Brilliant

Ah yes, perfect.

This is (sorry, was) the bridge that leads to our gym, and the fast way to the interstate, and several of our friends. It's the only way to reach those places without a detour of several miles. We're so thrilled with the clowns who were trying to push a string of eight barges through at once... really, what did they think would happen?

I also resent them pushing me to this grave overuse of italics.