I just picked up my iPhone to text Dawn and instead I stumbled on this hastily-entered list of appalling things my frustrated two-year-old said on our four flights back from Australia, now three weeks ago. Oh, I had completely forgotten!
Unadorned:
"I HATE THIS PLANE AND ALSO I HATE MOU-MOU!"
"Hey everyone! BOOTY!"
"You stupid, raisin!"
"You stupid, mommy!"
"Can I get out the plane? Can I get out the plane? Can I get out the plane RIGHT NOW?"
(Mou-mou is Mickey Mouse.)
(Mommy is both amused and aghast...)
(Disclaimer: "Stupid" was his first attempted Shock Word; not approved in our house.)
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