Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label randomness. Show all posts

Saturday, 20 September 2008

Non sequiturs 'R' Us


Berry: That not funny!

Me: It was kind of funny. It was cute. Honey, sometimes people laugh because something's funny, sometimes people laugh because something's cute, sometimes people laugh because they're happy. There are lots of reasons why people laugh.

Berry: We not chew on our toes, either.

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Friday, 19 September 2008

Talking to myself


Me: We like Miss Carmen, don't we! She's sweet to you.

Berry: Mm-hmm.

Me: Hey... you know how mummy's from Australia... and you know how Grandma and Granddad live in Australia... and you know how you're a bit Australian – well, Miss Carmen is from Australia too!

Berry: I did climb on a bouncy castle, one time.

Me: Okay.... was that in Australia?

Berry: No. I just telling you.

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Friday, 21 September 2007

Seven Things (or: Embarrassing Photos 101)


I've been tagged for Seven Random Things – three more times! – by sugarbee, MrsDragon and TrueMirage.

Since I've been tagged before, I've decided this is Seven Things: The Way-Back-When Edition (complete with embarrassing photos, below) ... just to make it different. Oh and the rules: share seven random facts about yourself, then tag seven people at the end of your post and list their names – let them know they've been tagged by leaving a comment at their blogs.

Here goes:


1. The house I lived in until I was two should've been condemned. It had no ceiling, no plumbing (outdoor toilet, anyone?) and no electricity – Dad hooked up a single bulb to a car battery so he could study for university after dark. It also had many holes in the walls and floor, which the native snakes and spiders found very inviting. I'm still not entirely sure why my mum didn't leave...

2. Until Grade 5 I rarely wore shoes to school. At my primary school, that was alarmingly common.

3. For my 8th birthday I got a very large doll called Wendy Walker, who could walk, and an even larger brand-new brother called Julian, who couldn't. He weighed 10lbs 10oz at birth, and spent the first two years of his life expanding like dough. He was the light of my young life and I carried him everywhere.


4. In my teens I was guilty of big hair. Big, big hair. See photo evidence (above) from my senior formal – the Australian equivalent of prom. And more evidence (below) from a regular big-hair-day. You'd think I was Texan or something.


I was sadly unaware that curly hair could be straightened. Once I figured that out, life got better.

See?



5. I went from my barefoot primary school to an incredibly strict private girls' high school where the uniform was a knee-length tunic with a white collared shirt, a tie, a beret, a blazer, stockings and polished black school shoes – oh, and gloves. Yep, gloves.

And that was just the winter uniform. We also had an equally elaborate summer uniform (with boleros and panama hats), a sports uniform (a green tartan potato-sack with bloomers – I kid you not), a GPS uniform (for intermural sports events, probably so the other schools wouldn't laugh us out of town at the sight of our bloomers) and what we called our "whites" – a fancy uniform for big occasions like Speech Night and choral competitions.

I loved that school.

6. For the first two weeks of my life I didn't have name. Apparently it took my parents a while to settle on Helen – but I had it good. By the time my youngest brother (the fifth kid) was born, their famous procrastination had reached its peak. He remained nameless for three months (for three months we just called him "the-baby") before my parents settled on Daniel. The government fined them for not naming him in time. A great big two-dollar fine.


7. When my second brother was three, I broke his leg. We were trying to play gridiron when things went pear-shaped. This is why Australians should stick with Australian sports.

There. Now I'm tagging Cathy, Sara, Jules, Aaron, Anna, pinkmilk and nutsycoco. I've tried not to tag anyone who's been tagged before or who hates being tagged... but Jules, no free pass for you.

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Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Everybody's doing it...


...the time-waster name game, that is. StilettoHeights got me on to it.

Here goes:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Lorenzo Pilot

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Malaga Tim Tam

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Pink Possum

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Jane Brisbane

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Eva-He

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

The Blue Chevy-57 ...ok that makes no sense

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

Jock Wilbur. Awesome.

8. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Light Blue Bounty ....ohhhhhh

9.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )

Elizabeth Arthur

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Blazcyck Boston. I kid you not.

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)

Spring Jasmine

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)

Cherry Dressie

13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

Bagel Lemon-gum

14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”),

The Letterpress Breeze Tour


That was weird. And yes, it did waste time – mission accomplished.

Monday, 6 August 2007

What's on YOUR fridge...


Another random blog thing going around – what's on your fridge? – and since I'm a sucker for randomness...

SixthandElm describes it best: "Take a picture, point out the highlights and introduce us to your little refrigerated world. Oh, and no fair putting up stuff to make you look cool. Can't really think of something you would put on your fridge that would project an infallible aura of coolness, but you get the point."

I just want to point out how much I didn't cheat. We're absurdly orderly people and usually our fridge door is nicely laid out with very straight photos and magnets arranged in some way that makes sense to us. But we've just moved in, and we kind of flung everything at the fridge door – virtually the last disorganised place in our mostly-unpacked house. I'm proud of myself for not rearranging it.

So here we go, from top left:

1. Stamp of Australia magnets that came with some bottles of Hardy's wine I bought when I was living in Vancouver. They feature vintage Australian animal stamps, and I'm quite attached to them.

2. Michelin Man magnet – one in a series made by Etsy seller ChristineRenee, using vintage images from a Guide Michelin. We were big fans of the Michelin Man as kids.

3. Koalas Next 4km – magnet replica of an actual Australian road sign. You see them everywhere where I grew up (the signs more than the koalas themselves). I sent this one to Nathan while we were dating long-distance.

4. "George W: Making The World Safe For Frat Boys". It's true.

5. Shopping list – milk, soap, Gatorade, honey, garbage bags, pickles. It's a glamorous, gourmet life we lead here...

6. "It's So Involved Being Me" – magnet I bought for Nathan when I was on a solo road-trip through Tennessee and Georgia several years ago. I suspect I was a bit annoyed with him at the time.

7. Clock magnet complete with cuckoo sounds and a boy swinging on the pendulum, which Chris bought for Berry while we were all travelling around Germany last year. Berry's crazy about it and keeps asking me to pull it down so she can play with it.

8. A fantastically over-the-top chunky wooden Liberace magnet, which Tom sent us from Vegas. Tom knows a cool magnet when he sees one.

9. Franz bread promo magnet from a big fair in Seattle. In a weird way it reminds me of a "Roggenbrot" sticker my sister had on her bed when we were kids, so I keep it.

(ps... It's not your eyes: the fridge is a textured beige. Very odd. It will be farewelled soon.)




Thursday, 2 August 2007

"Money Cometh to Tommy Wilson..."


I'm not even sure what to write about this. We saw this truck on base the other day, and were so startled by it that we actually drove around the block and came back for another look (and a sneaky photo). If nothing else, Tommy Wilson certainly has... well... the courage of his convictions.

But maybe I should just let the truck speak for itself. It does seem to have a lot to say...


Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Monkey essentials


This monkey has an umbrella. I find that more amusing than I probably should...

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