My brother Jules is standing at the foot of the Stairway To Knowledge. If you squint, you can see it written on the wall there.
But did he climb the Stairway To Knowledge? No he did not. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
(Okay, neither did I. You know... it was getting late and the babies were cranky... If it wasn't for these pesky kids, I'd be enlightened by now! )
(You really have to say that in a Scooby-Doo villain voice. Never mind.)