Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Lamest excuses I have ever used to turn down a date:
– "I don't like Jimmy Barnes concerts."
– "I don't like cocktail parties."
– "My dad won't let me."
(Sadly, I was 17 when I used this. Even more sadly, it might have been true.)
Lamest excuses my sister has ever used to turn down a date:
– "I'm not really a night-time person."
If you've done worse, share. You know how we love a laugh at someone else's expense....